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Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombie& Fitch’ statement.

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okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business




