e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

rneerkat:

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business